16th May 2011

I didn't revise today. I could leave it at that and actually get on with some revision, but that's not what blogging is about. In light of the earlier post, I decided to set up a blog dedicated to celebrities that I made fat which you can find here. Go check it out if you would like! I watched a film today, as I somehow manage to do everyday and it was called 'funny people'. It was about how George Simmons (Adam Sandler) was dying, quite ironic due to the fact there are rumors going around about his death, and how he hires an assistant to make things better. He then goes through a strange relationship with this guy, being thankful for him and then for no reason being angry at him. George is a movie star and starred in many a movie, one of which scared me quite a bit. It was where he was turned into a baby and below is an example of it. I can imagine Adam Sandler babies would all look like this and find it quite funny to imagine them all running round like this.

I couldn't imagine a world where are all born with faces that don't change and just stay the same all through life. I can imagine that old people would die of heart attacks and when you tickle the baby's chin they have stubble. That would be weird, man. I bought vegetarian sweets today, thinking they were normal. I mean no disrespect to vegetarians and all, but they tasted like shit. They didn't even taste like sweets. They were meant to taste of strawberry, and if you had read an earlier entry you would have seen the maths I did behind the taste of water. This is exactly the same. It tasted of nothing, plain old boring nothing. I don't think they could even be classed as sweets. 

They call them funny mix, but fuck knows why these are less funny than herpes or a joke told by Dane Cook. Fuck. Peace X